Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
