We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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