Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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