I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Randomize
