when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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