I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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