I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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