He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
