mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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