ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
