: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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