her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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