just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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