If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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