Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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