please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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