Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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