Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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