At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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