Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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