Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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