Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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