yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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