I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I've blown a few things in my day
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
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