i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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