I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I supernannyed him into submission
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Randomize