no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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