I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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