Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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