I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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