I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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