it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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