just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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