I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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