sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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I need you to use more vowels.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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