"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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