I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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