Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
The adults are the big ones right?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
