Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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