problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Hippo gnu deer
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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