I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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