dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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