And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I supernannyed him into submission
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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