I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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