you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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