a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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