For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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