How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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