One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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