We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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