My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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