She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
