I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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