he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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