He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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