that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I just googled if crying burns calories
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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