I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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