Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
