BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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