Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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