Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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